Monday, February 20, 2012

Breaking News: Chris Brown Still a Douche

"I'm so happy I could post a scathing tweet to ruin my image!"
Everyone remembers the big Chris Brown debacle that occurred a few years back, when he plead guilty to charges of assault against famous then-girlfriend Rhianna. Back in 2009, on the night before the Grammys of that year, Brown decided to do a number on Rhianna -- and he certainly left his mark. In fact, photos of Rhianna shortly after are, well, quite disturbing.

So, of course, Chris Brown has surely decided to cool off and get back in good graces with the fans that have made it possible for him to win a Grammy this year, right? Right?

Of course not.

In fact, Chris Brown has actually done something that I am sure made his PR cringe: he struck back. Following the Grammys, where he walked away successful and award in hand thanks to his F.A.M.E. album (more like L.A.M.E., considering it is by the King of Douche), Brown sent out a tweet:

"HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY. Now! That's the ultimate F--- OFF"

Oh yeah, Brown. Real smooth. This is definitely going to make people like you more.

6 comments:

  1. I`ve never liked the guy. First of all, I`m not into the kind of candyass feminine whining he records and calls music. Second of all, he beat up Rihanna. But I do understand him. After recording such girly songs, one could start doupting his masculinity. So maybe he needed to beat up a girl for reassuring himself that he is still a man.

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  2. Wow, real douche...like beating Rhianna few years ago wasn't enough!

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  3. He really is the King of Douches. He should just shut up before everyone remembers what a dick he is.

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  4. That dude can dance though.

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